Your name is JARED DUBAY-JURADO. Your best friends are MIKAELA, KT, EVA AND CASSETTE. You have a FUCKING WONDERFUL KISMESIS NAMED MADI and a MOIRAIL NAMED KAYTTE. You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS although most involve your UNDYING LOVE FOR VIDEO GAMES or alternatively your INDISCRIMINATE QUEST TO ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR EVERY MUSIC GENRE. Oh, yeah. You also like Homestuck IN CASE THAT WASN'T CLEAR ENOUGH ALREADY. You think you MAY BE ABUSING CAPS LOCK and you guess YOU'LL STOP NOW.